The title of this blog so kindly comes from a co-worker of mine, who I will refer to as 'Meow Wilbur-Beans'; She knows the exact reasoning of this entry, as does the rest of the staff!
Curiosity is slowly killing me; but it's not my personal curiosity, it's a co-worker's curiosity. She is beyond a shadow of a doubt, the nosiest woman I have ever encountered in all my days. She just watches you while you're talking to other people. I can feel her radar powered ears pointing towards me the second I open my mouth. It's insane. She just appears out of nowhere, and instantly knows what you're talking about. Most likely because she was eavesdropping for 20 minutes before she was comfortable enough with the conversation (that didn't involve her) to finally join in. That, or she pops over the fence and says 'what?' in the middle of your sentence. She's like the neighbor you avoid like the plague.
What happened to manners? Speak when spoken to? Not interrupting? Those were drilled into me at a very early age, but apparently not everyone was raised that way. What a shame that is.
I know this doesn't seem like it should be this big of a deal; Yet it is. It is for every other single member of the staff also. She is driving us crazy. We all just thank the Polkadot Gods that she leaves for lunch every day, so we get an hour peace.
I do not like her. I've passed my judgement, and it will take a very large helping of awesomeness from her to have her re-graded on the Kitty-Grading-Curve. Until then, she fails, miserably.
Overall, I give her a 12% out of 100%; Just sayin'.
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